I was told the average girl begins to plan her wedding at the age of 7. She picks the colors and the cake first.

By the age of 10 she knows time, and location.

By 17 she’s already chosen a gown, 2 bridesmaids and a maid of honor.

By 23 she’s waiting for a man who wont break out in hives when he hears the word “commitment”, someone who doesn’t smell like a Band-Aid drenched in lonely, someone who isn’t a temporary solution to the empty side of the bed, someone who’ll hold her hand like it’s the only one they’ve ever seen.

To be honest, I don’t know what kind of tux I’ll be wearing, I have no clue what my wedding will look like.

But I imagine the women who pins my last to hers will butterfly down the aisle like a 5 foot promise.

I imagine her smile will be so large that you’ll see it on google maps, and know exactly where our wedding is being held.

The woman that I plan to marry will have champagne in her walk, and I will get drunk on her footsteps.

When the pastor asks if I take this woman to be my wife, I will say yes before he finishes the sentence. I’ll apologize later for being impolite but I will also explain him that our first kiss happened 6 years ago and I’ve been practicing my “Yes” for past 2, 165 days.

When people ask me about my wedding I never really know what to say, but when they ask me about my future wife I always tell them her eyes are the only Christmas lights that deserve to be seen all year long. I say she thinks too much, misses her father, loves to laugh, and she’s terrible at lying because her face never figured out how to do it correctly.

I tell them if my alarm clock sounded like her voice, my snooze button would collect dust. I tell them if she came in a bottle I would drink her until my vision is blurry and my friends take away my keys. If she was a book, I would memorize her table of contents. I would read her cover-to-cover, hoping to find typos, just so we can both have a few things to work on.

Because aren’t we all unfinished? Don’t we all need a little editing Aren’t we all waiting to be proofread by someone? Aren’t we all praying they will tell us that we make sense? She don’t always make sense, but her imperfections are the things I love about her the most.

I don’t know when I will be married. I don’t know where I will be married but I do know this, whenever I’m asked about my future wife— I always say: …She’s a lot like you.
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LOOK AT THE CAT — me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

On Wednesdays we reblog

IT’S 1:07 AM

IT’S WEDNESDAY

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anarchyandcha0s:

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kingsxoqueens:

The opposite of albinism called melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.

Oh my gosh! He’s perfect!

holy shit that is the coolest thing ever

i tamed one of these a long time ago it was cool

donttrustanybody:

anarchyandcha0s:

lydias-lover:

kingsxoqueens:

The opposite of albinism called melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.

Oh my gosh! He’s perfect!

holy shit that is the coolest thing ever

i tamed one of these a long time ago it was cool

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sexualthorientation:

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brambles90:

I want these framed and in my house.


you forgot one

God yeah, you forgot the most important one.

SOMEONE PLEASE DO TOM HIDDLESTON.

the-king-himself did

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breakinq:

following back heaps♡

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frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i see a sweater that fits this description

imagedont get sassy with me buster

is that a thneed

I’m pretty sure that’s a thneed

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Hogwarts: first and last time

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You have nice manners for a thief...and a LIAR!

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Street art: Beautifully decorated and painted Steps by ROA

  1. Fish steps, Seoul, South Korea
  2. Rose steps in Tehran, Iran
  3. Piano steps in Valparaiso, Chile
  4. Steps in Beirut, Lebanon
  5. Pink steps in Capri
  6. 16 Avenue Tiled Steps in San Francisco
  7. Floral steps in Sicily, Italy
  8. Stairs of Peace in Syria

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thctara:

Dabs out of the Tree Glick mini tube this afternoon

thctara:

Dabs out of the Tree Glick mini tube this afternoon

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boobslyn:

It’s you. It’ll be you when you piss me off and make me want to scream until my throat is sore. It’ll be you when I’m drunk and don’t remember where I am. It’ll be you when I’m 80 and my hair is gray. It is always going to be you. You are it for me. You are the one. You are the only one.

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